Oh hy (=

Looking at my last post about YouTube's 5 year anniversary, one would think I have not been here in that long (1 year). I have been here but I deleted some post that were just lame and lazy.

However in so many ways life actually took over. I remember the video I made about my life taking over a few years back. I had no idea what I was talking about. Now, I must say I do. I've done so much in last month I could fill a small chapter book.

Nonetheless it has given me resolve in my life and a fever to do better. Does that make sense? I don't mean to talk bad on others I know, so I won't. I learned a world of insight and that lesson hopefully will stick with me forever.

So, for the 43 people who actually follow this blog here's what you missed video-wise...

About a month ago my little sister Ashley, my nephew, Malique, as well as our rottweiler and her 9 puppies ''whew.. went to our backyard and began to plant seeds. We figured the weather was wonderful, the puppies needed the exerciser, so why not. Of course I recorded the entire time, and gave some of the best parts in an edited video @ YouTube.

Also maybe 2 months ago I recorded an update video in my basement, which was a bad idea because it looks like a hostage video. Nonetheless the best part is when my nephew Malique joined me. He's the very best.

So that's about an update. Don't forget the comment box.

I Eat Bitches Like You For LUNCH!!!

I made this video today because I was so damn bored and for whatever reason the idea came to my head. My videos turn out best when I don't force it. Some of my very worse videos never make it to YouTube because it's so forced.

How I did this video. It's quite simple I pretended I was holding the annotations and I added them in later. I was a video that was originally 1:41 long but it eventually edited down to the 14 seconds you see here. Enjoy!

LCD screen & visits~

There's a computer sitting right next to me so why am I typing this on my iPhone? It's because I've been looking at LCD screens all day today as well as yesterday. Hell Ive been looking at these screens all week non-stop. So yes I'm trading in on LCD for another. How ironic. But it feels different so mentally that's good enough for me.

Yesterday I added a page counter to this blog. I wanted to see what kind of traffic I was getting here. Though I like blogspot much more than my wordpress blog; blogspot sadly foes not give insight to the people who view the blog page. Anyway since yesterday my counter has recorded over 7,000 views. That's actually pretty good. I'm assuming they are coming from YouTube wanting to see 1 Guy 1 Cup, watch the video of re poor fella who was crushed by the wheel of the monster truck. I guess what I'm hoping is people will bookmark me and come by read up from time to time. I'll need to put something here worth reading!!! It's 12:53 pm here in Chicago. I'm heading home soon to sleeeeeep and beat this illness. Oh yeah I think I actually have the flu this time. Wish me well.

Best,

Allen

[Posted from my iPhone]

new jizz

Lately I've been posting so many videos on YouTube. The now infamous 1 guy 1 cup video has increased my views in YouTube and now since I have it posted here the traffic via this blog has also increased. So that's pretty sweet.

Just to let readers know what's going on so far. I've posted a Beyoncé video. It's all me acting like I can sing. I've also posted a video titled "The 30 second fail". Check it out I made the video and I'm still laugh watching it. If you're here reading and you're a new subscriber thanks so much. You're the bees' knees of my life right now.

Best,

J


Jallen285

[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Make em' say wha' wha' ! HELLO

Whew, where did the time go?
I hope you all had a great holiday season. It's snowing a lot here in Chicago.

Right now I'm sitting at my real job updating about my fun job on YouTube. In the past week I've added 3 videos and I'm planning on adding one tonight!

I'm excited that I've gotten another breath to post videos. Sometimes I feel so tired or uninspired. Nonetheless, I'm here and I'm back and I'm ready to post like I've never posted before!

LCbabieee (a friend of mine who is also quite popular on YouTube) and I have collaborated on another video. I'm sure you all remember one of my MOST popular videos "Sure You're Gay". Its got so far almost 200,000 views and counting! Our newest colab is a series of five videos where we have a series of funny and sometimes serious talks. I hope you'll go on to mine, or her channel to check them out. Series 1 of 5 will be out by 9pm CST.

Other than that be on the look out for other fab videos from yours truly. I'm looking to video blog at least 5 times a week - and do really great entertaining videos twice a month. So that's 22 videos a month WOW haha lets see if I can keep up with that.

Have a great weekend!

Best,

jallen285